God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
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