I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
Randomize
