i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
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