Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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