i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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