She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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