How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
tell your sister to shave her snatch
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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