Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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