I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I just googled if crying burns calories
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
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