my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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