Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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