Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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