So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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