Duck Duck Cougar?
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
Randomize
