I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
So my grandma sent me a valentines day present of waterproof mascara, tissues, and chocolate. Way to reinforce that I'll be single and depressed on valentines day. Thanks grandma.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
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