Nicole vs. Life
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
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