called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
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