And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
You're like the curious george of whores
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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