whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
someone owes me an orgasm
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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