he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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