Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
The greatest thing of my life happened today. I took a shit and it formed a smiley face. It's going to be a fucking fantastic day.
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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