p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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