Porn is love you can see.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
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