I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
