So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
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