barbara walters just said penis...
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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