Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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