I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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