Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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