I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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