Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
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