is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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