Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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