I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I just got carded by a ten year old.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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