guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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