No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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