i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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