Where is the hickey?
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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