Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
im on a boat
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