Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
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