I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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