I didn't shave. On purpose
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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