I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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