Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
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just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
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