I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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