I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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