worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
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