And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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