hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
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