You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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